Jet lag

I haven't gone very far, day one and two is still at the airport. You know you in a different country when you can't figure out how to flush the toilet. I'm in my hotel Bathroom and I could not find the flusher. Then I see a remote control on the wall for the toliet. So weird. It is the control for the bidet so I'm thinking does it also flush the damn thing? I look down at the bowl and push the non looking bidet button, but sure enough the thing shoots me in the face with water.